Understanding women

(or At least trying to)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't you are not a man

if you praise her, she thinks you are lying

if you don't you are good not for nothing

if you agree to all her likes, she is abushing

if you don't, you are not understanding

if you make romance, you are an experienced man'

if you don't you are half a man

if you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

if you don't,she accuses you of double crossing

if you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy

if you don't,you are a dullboy

if you are jealous,she says it's bad

if you don't, she thinks you do not love her

if you attempt a romance. she says you didn't respect her

ifyou don't, she thinks you do notlike her

if you are minute late,she complains it's hard to wait

if she is late, she says that's a girl's way

if you visit another,she accuses you of being a heel

if she visit by another,oh it's natural, we are girls

if you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

if you kiss her too many,she yells that you are taking

advantage

if you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics

you do, she thinks it'sjust one ofman's tactics

if you stare at orther, she accusesyou offlirting if she is stared by others

she says that they are just admiring

if you talk, she wants you listen

if you listen, she wants you talk

Oh lord, you created those creature called "WOMAM"

so simple, yet socomplex

so weak, yet so powerful

so confusing , yet so desirable

"OH LORD! tellme what to do " AMEN

Ju

 


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